January 2011
When the guy you like does something cute and you...
cuddlemex:
heyitsalexxx:
shhhhjustcome:
when someone asks you to do something and you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.
THIS 4EVER
Ha.
I poured my fucking heart to you and you reply...
lezbfrands:
bitch, I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like..”oh” “lol”
I’m sorry had to reblog, this made me laugh.
Story of my texting life. -___-
1 tag
Raise your hand if you check the amount of time...
heyitsalexxx:
katiefuckingdrew:
ALL THE DAMN TIME!
I just did this.
My lyfe lol
Yup.
When you know you're being annoying but you don't...
makunahatata:
My boyfriend was eager to meet my Mom, despite my...
heyitsalexxx:
maureenandjoanne:
insomniaticthoughts:
-Gives Me Hope
this is the cutest thing ever omg
^
Mhmm.
Watchheyitsalexxx:
pikypink:
theunknown-:
lesleyramos:
juanvaldez:
eebag:
jozueee:
confuzzledface:
monsterjitt-:
hortonhearsahannah:
Have you ever seen a chameleon up close?
Holy fucking shit this is awesome.
Brb getting a chameleon
:o raw as fuck
o.o
holyshit
WANT
SO COOL.
WANT OMG OMG OMG
some girl on facebook's status is "one week...
-sk:
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next...
(via heyitsalexxx, m1llion)
Two churches located across the street from each...
ohcolorthecoast:
paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
I don’t usually post stuff like this but this made me laugh out loud.
thoughts while on my period
prettydeath:
ow
my vagina is falling off
wow this is dumb
wow there goes a pair of my cutest underwear
im going to kill myself
why wasnt i born a boy
why was i born
i hate all of you
aw cute i woke up in a pool of my own blood
